You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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