I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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