I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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