Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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