I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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