There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Go christen that room with your naked body.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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