that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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