"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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