When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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