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Puke
Ambien. No doubt about it.
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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