I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
