ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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