Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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