She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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