yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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