ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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