Yo dont text me then not text me
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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