Dual....:-)
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
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