somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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