FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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