Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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