Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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