he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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