I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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