i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
im on a boat
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