Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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