I think my vagina is haunted
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
You did what with his pubic hair?
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