sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
