I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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