That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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