do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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