Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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