called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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