you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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