just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Randomize
