Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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