Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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