doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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