i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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