Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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