I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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