he looks like a really good dad on facebook
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
we're making bets on your personal life
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
