Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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