I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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