I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
is wine microwaveable?
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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