D3 body, D1 cock
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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