I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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