8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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