It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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