Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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