i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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