Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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