What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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